{"product_id":"anthony-bourdain-middle-finger-classic-cap-long-sleeve-t-shirt","title":"Anthony Bourdain Middle Finger Long Sleeve T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eSomewhere between the third espresso and the fourth cigarette, it hits you — life's too short for bad meals and worse company. You could nod politely, or you could flip the whole damn script. Bourdain knew it. That middle finger wasn't just attitude; it was a compass pointing straight to the raw, the real, the unapologetically alive. A silent toast to every overcooked steak, every pretentious sommelier, every \"that's just how we've always done it.\" The kitchen's hot, the world's messy, and sometimes the only proper response is a grin and one gloriously raised digit.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mellowby","offers":[{"title":"black \/ S","offer_id":48479611289855,"sku":"CTSH-BLAC-S_ANTHON","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"black \/ M","offer_id":48479611322623,"sku":"CTSH-BLAC-M_ANTHON","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"black \/ L","offer_id":48479611355391,"sku":"CTSH-BLAC-L_ANTHON","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"black \/ XL","offer_id":48479611388159,"sku":"CTSH-BLAC-XL_ANTHON","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48479611420927,"sku":"CTSH-BLAC-2XL_ANTHON","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48479611453695,"sku":"CTSH-BLAC-3XL_ANTHON","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"navy \/ S","offer_id":48479611486463,"sku":"CTSH-NAVY-S_ANTHON","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"navy \/ M","offer_id":48479611519231,"sku":"CTSH-NAVY-M_ANTHON","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"navy \/ L","offer_id":48479611551999,"sku":"CTSH-NAVY-L_ANTHON","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"navy \/ XL","offer_id":48479611584767,"sku":"CTSH-NAVY-XL_ANTHON","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":48479611617535,"sku":"CTSH-NAVY-2XL_ANTHON","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":48479611650303,"sku":"CTSH-NAVY-3XL_ANTHON","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"army-green \/ S","offer_id":48479611683071,"sku":"CTSH-ARMY-S_ANTHON","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"army-green \/ M","offer_id":48479611715839,"sku":"CTSH-ARMY-M_ANTHON","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"army-green \/ L","offer_id":48479611748607,"sku":"CTSH-ARMY-L_ANTHON","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"army-green \/ XL","offer_id":48479611781375,"sku":"CTSH-ARMY-XL_ANTHON","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"army-green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48479611814143,"sku":"CTSH-ARMY-2XL_ANTHON","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"army-green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48479611846911,"sku":"CTSH-ARMY-3XL_ANTHON","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"sand \/ S","offer_id":48479611879679,"sku":"CTSH-SAND-S_ANTHON","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"sand \/ M","offer_id":48479611912447,"sku":"CTSH-SAND-M_ANTHON","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"sand \/ L","offer_id":48479611945215,"sku":"CTSH-SAND-L_ANTHON","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"sand \/ XL","offer_id":48479611977983,"sku":"CTSH-SAND-XL_ANTHON","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":48479612010751,"sku":"CTSH-SAND-2XL_ANTHON","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":48479612043519,"sku":"CTSH-SAND-3XL_ANTHON","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"sport-grey \/ S","offer_id":48479612076287,"sku":"CTSH-SPOR-S_ANTHON","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"sport-grey \/ M","offer_id":48479612109055,"sku":"CTSH-SPOR-M_ANTHON","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"sport-grey \/ L","offer_id":48479612141823,"sku":"CTSH-SPOR-L_ANTHON","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"sport-grey \/ XL","offer_id":48479612174591,"sku":"CTSH-SPOR-XL_ANTHON","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"sport-grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":48479612207359,"sku":"CTSH-SPOR-2XL_ANTHON","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"sport-grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":48479612240127,"sku":"CTSH-SPOR-3XL_ANTHON","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"white \/ S","offer_id":48479612272895,"sku":"CTSH-WHIT-S_ANTHON","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"white \/ M","offer_id":48479612305663,"sku":"CTSH-WHIT-M_ANTHON","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"white \/ L","offer_id":48479612338431,"sku":"CTSH-WHIT-L_ANTHON","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"white \/ XL","offer_id":48479612371199,"sku":"CTSH-WHIT-XL_ANTHON","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"white \/ 2XL","offer_id":48479612403967,"sku":"CTSH-WHIT-2XL_ANTHON","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"white \/ 3XL","offer_id":48479612436735,"sku":"CTSH-WHIT-3XL_ANTHON","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0814\/9621\/1711\/files\/image_2_0a8a1ddc-163e-41b7-879d-9761f13aefae.jpg?v=1777981963","url":"https:\/\/www.mellowby.com\/products\/anthony-bourdain-middle-finger-classic-cap-long-sleeve-t-shirt","provider":"mellowby","version":"1.0","type":"link"}