Cubist Whiskey Portrait Trucker Hat
The whiskey sits in the glass, fractured light catchin' every angle, like it's been broken apart and put back together wrong. Shadows stretch across the counter, leanin' crooked as a drunkard's smile. You tilt your head, squint a little — the room itself seems to fold and refold, all sharp lines and soft edges. Time don't move straight here. It loops and bends, like it's tryin' to tell you somethin' you ain't ready to hear. You take a sip anyway. The taste is familiar, but the shape of it feels new. Maybe that's the point.
Printed to order — made fresh, shipped with care.
Design first. Always.
Every graphic in the Mellowby catalogue is chosen for wearability — the kind of print you keep coming back to, not just once.
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Curated, not generatedEach design earns its place. We test graphics across moods, themes, and styles before they reach the catalogue.
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Built to wear dailyBrushed cotton-twill front, breathable polyester mesh back. Holds its shape on long days.
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Made to orderPrinted when you order it, not sitting in a warehouse. Fresh print every time.
Worn well, backed fully.
Graphic headwear for people who know what they like.
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Our quality guaranteeIf the print fades, cracks, or arrives wrong — we replace it, no forms needed.
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30-day no-questions returnsDoesn't fit? Send it back within 30 days for a full refund.
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Before you buy.
Will it fit me?
One size fits most adults. The plastic snapback at the back adjusts across a wide range — most heads from ~21" to ~24" circumference sit comfortably without the sweatband digging in.
Where do you ship and how long does it take?
Free US shipping on orders over $50. Made-to-order pieces ship in 3–5 business days; delivery is typically 2–5 days after that.
How should I care for the print?
Spot clean only — submerging warps the brim. Let it air-dry, never tumble dry. The DTG print holds up to wear and weather; it's the brim shape you're protecting.
Can I return it?
Yes — 30-day no-questions returns on unworn items. We cover return shipping on defects.