Fuck You! Classic Cap
Sometimes the sky says it first — a sudden crack of thunder, sharp enough to make you jump. Other times it’s the cat, hissing low and flat-eyed from the windowsill, outta patience for your nonsense. Occasionally it’s the coffee, scalding your tongue before you’ve even thought about blowin’ on it. But when it’s gotta be said, it’s gotta be said. No frills, no sugar-coatin’. Just two words, clear as a bell, hangin’ in the air like the echo of a slammed door. And sometimes, that’s all you need.
Printed to order — made fresh, shipped with care.
Design first. Always.
Every graphic in the Mellowby catalogue is chosen for wearability — the kind of print you keep coming back to, not just once.
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Curated, not generatedEach design earns its place before it reaches the catalogue.
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Built to wear dailyCotton twill, an easy curved brim, and an adjustable closure for repeat wear.
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Made to orderPrinted when you order it, not sitting in a warehouse. Fresh print every time.
Worn well, backed fully.
Graphic headwear for people who know what they like.
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Our quality guaranteeIf the print fades, cracks, or arrives wrong — we replace it, no forms needed.
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30-day returnsDoesn't fit? Send it back within 30 days for a full refund.
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Before you buy.
Will it fit me?
One size fits most adults with an adjustable back closure.
Where do you ship and how long does it take?
Free US shipping on orders over $50. Made-to-order pieces ship in 3–5 business days; delivery is typically 2–5 days after that.
How should I care for it?
Spot clean only, air dry, and reshape while damp.
Can I return it?
Yes — 30-day no-questions returns on unworn items. We cover return shipping on defects.