My Cat Runs This House, I Just Pay Rent Women's Cotton T-Shirt
Hand-brushed two-line truth in red and navy with a tiny heart: My Cat Runs This House, I Just Pay Rent. Stated as fact.
Soft cotton tee cut for women, easy fit, softened hand. For weekend errands and quiet days.
Printed to order — made fresh, shipped with care.
Design first. Always.
Every graphic in the Mellowby catalogue is chosen for wearability — the kind of print you keep coming back to, not just once.
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Curated, not generatedEach design earns its place. We test graphics across moods, themes, and styles before they reach the catalogue.
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Soft materials, real wearHeavyweight cotton, washed to a softer finish. Built to age the way good clothes do.
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Made to orderPrinted when you order it, not sitting in a warehouse. Fresh print every time.
Worn well, backed fully.
Graphic fashion for people who know what they like.
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Our quality guaranteeIf the print fades, cracks, or arrives wrong — we replace it, no forms needed.
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30-day no-questions returnsDoesn't fit? Send it back within 30 days for a full refund or size swap.
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Before you buy.
How does sizing work?
This tee has a relaxed fit. We recommend sizing up one if you prefer an oversized look, or sticking to your usual size for a standard fit.
Where do you ship and how long does it take?
Free US shipping on orders over $50. Made-to-order pieces ship in 3–5 business days; delivery is typically 2–5 days after that.
How should I care for the print?
Machine wash cold inside-out, hang dry or tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print.
Can I return if it doesn't fit?
Yes — 30-day no-questions returns on unworn items. We cover return shipping on defects; you cover it on fit swaps.