Retired. Not Expired. Cotton T Shirt
Low-poly portrait of a sharply-angled elder mid-cigar, captioned: Retired. Not Expired. The posture is the point.
Made-to-order in soft, durable fabrics. Ships worldwide.
Printed to order — made fresh, shipped with care.
Front detail. Back statement.
This cotton tee carries a smaller front chest mark and a larger back graphic, so the design reads quietly from the front and fully from behind.
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Two placement printEach shirt is printed on both sides: a front chest detail and a larger back design.
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Soft materials, real wearHeavyweight cotton, washed to a softer finish. Built to age the way good clothes do.
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Made to orderPrinted when you order it, not sitting in a warehouse. Fresh print every time.
Worn well, backed fully.
Two-sided graphic tees for people who know what they like.
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Our quality guaranteeIf the print fades, cracks, or arrives wrong, we replace it, no forms needed.
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30-day no-questions returnsDoesn't fit? Send it back within 30 days for a full refund or size swap.
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Before you buy.
Where is the design printed?
This tee is printed on both sides: a smaller front chest mark and a larger back graphic. The product gallery shows the layout by color.
How does sizing work?
This tee fits true to size with a regular unisex cut. If you prefer a looser, oversized feel, size up one.
Where do you ship and how long does it take?
Free US shipping on orders over $50. Made-to-order pieces ship in 3-5 business days; delivery is typically 2-5 days after that.
How should I care for the print?
Machine wash cold inside-out, hang dry or tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on either print.
Can I return if it doesn't fit?
Yes - 30-day no-questions returns on unworn items. We cover return shipping on defects; you cover it on fit swaps.